921. The Marshall Mathers LP

The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem
2000

Tracks
1. Public Service Announcement 2000
2. Kill You
3. Stan
4. Paul
5. Who Knew
6. Steve Berman
7. The Way I Am
8. The Real Slim Shady
9. Remember Me?
10. I'm Back
11. Marshall Mathers
12. Ken Kaniff
13. Drug Ballad
14. Amityville
15. Bitch Please II
16. Kim
17. Under The Influence
18. Criminal

Man, if I had a dollar for every time a man has told me to "get a sense of humor" I might be able to afford one. Once again, Eminem is trying to shock us, by being as homophobic, disgusting, and misogynistic as possible.

And, once again, I have to point out that there is nothing awe-inspiring or courageous about spouting hate and inciting violence. Eminem takes on different characters in this album. I don't blame him, I wouldn't want to be Eminem either. 

I can sort of understand why his first album was included, as he's a pretty big name, but did we really need to hear from him twice? I think I got the point the first time.

RATING: 1/5

895. The Slim Shady LP

The Slim Shady LP
Eminem
1999

Tracks
1. Public Service Announcement
2. My Name Is
3. Guilty Conscience
4. Brain Damage
5. Paul
6. If I Had
7. Bonnie & Clyde
8. Bitch
9. Role Model
10. Lounge
11. My Fault
12. Ken Kaniff
13. Cum On Everybody
14. Rock Bottom
15. Just Don't Give a Fuck
16. Soap
17. As The World Turns
18. I'm Shady
19. Bad Meets Evil
20. Still Don't Give a Fuck

I remember my mom outlawed Eminem in our house, which obviously didn't have much of an effect on me (when she forbid Desperate Housewives, that was when the lady didst protest). This was directed at my brother, but I am pretty sure it didn't affect him either. It's pretty silly when you think about it. I know she didn't expect my brother to insist on turning off Eminem music when his friends played it, crying "Mother says it's forbidden!" Personally, I think that would have been creepier than listening to Eminem.

Eminem is trying to be as misogynistic and shocking as possible. The best response to that is to not make eye contact and cross the street at the earliest opportunity. So I guess this album allowed dorky teenaged boys to feel like they are gangsters. I suppose my mom was attempting to will my brother into having better taste, but we all have terrible taste when we are teenagers (see above re: Desperate Housewives).

Anyway, this doesn't deserve a place on the List; there's nothing original about hating women and gay people. 

RATING: 0/5

811. Dr. Octagonecologyst

Dr. Octagonecologyst
Dr. Octagon
1996

Tracks

1. Intro
2. 3000
3. I Got To Tell You
4. Earth People
5. No Awareness
6. Real Raw
7. General Hospital
8. Blue Flowers
9. Technical Difficulties
10. Visit To The Gynecologist
11. Bear Witness
12. Dr. Octagon
13. Girl Let Me Touch You
14. I'm Destructive
15. Wild And Crazy
16. Elective Surgery
17. halfsharkalligatorhalfman
18. Blue Flower
19. Waiting List
20. 1977

Oh for fuck's sake.

Here we have a hip hop concept album, with the concept being that a gynecologist from the year 3000 travels to the present to open up a practice. 

I probably don't have to go into any further detail about why I hated this, do I? I trust this entry speaks for itself, and the track list will answer any further questions you have. Also, "halfsharkalligatorhalfman" has to be the most annoying song in existence.

RATING: 1/5